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Girls’ basketball prepares for rematch against Kinkaid at SPC after buzzer-beating win
![The Mavericks accrued 325 total points to their opponents’ combined 70, defeating Bishop Lynch High School, ranked no. 2 among Texas private schools, 60-15 in the finals.](https://www.sjsreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/IMG_3121-900x675.jpg)
Wrestling off to strong start, wins first of Trifecta of championships
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Which weird emoji do you identify best with?
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To you, what color best matches 7x7 = 49?
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How do you sit in your chair?
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Choose a slime
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Which villain deserves a second chance?
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Which one is cake?
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Toaster
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Water Bottle
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Favorite time of day?
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Sisyphus is rolling a boulder towards the Grand Hilbert Hotel. The hotel has an infinite number of rooms, but they are all full, so they may not be able to accommodate him or his boulder. If you choose to divert him, his boulder will destroy the Ship of Theseus. But the ship has had all of its constituent parts replaced, so it may not actually be the same ship. Is Sisyphus happy?
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What's your cutie mark?